The 374+ Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I Left The Midwest Thinking I Didn't Fit In. But When I Got To New York, I Realized How Truly Midwestern I Was.

Faith Is Something That's - It's Hard To Articulate. It's - There's - It's Not Based On Logic.

All I Want To Do Is Be A Good Dad, But I'm Pretty Bad At It.

I Was Raised In A Family Where My Father Was The First One To Go To College.

You Didn't Question - Kind Of Like, You Would Go To College. You Would Wear A Tie To Work. You Would, You Know, You Would Work For 40 Years. And Then You Would Play Golf For Three Years, And Then You Would Die. That Was How I Was Raised.

I Think When My Mother Died, It Was Such A - You Know, A Shock To The Logic That I Had Been Raised With.

I Never Went To Church When I Was In College, Either.

I Would Say My Return To My Faith Is - It's A Very Personal Thing.

I Love Standup Comedians. I Really Do.

You Know, I Want To Teach, But I Don’t Want To Read?

Even When You Hear About A Comedian Getting Married, Among Comedians, We're Always Kind Of Like, What Are They Doing?

I Grew Up 45 Minutes Outside Of Chicago.