A Bank Is A Place

Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.