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There's One Post-christmas Chore I Love-writing Thank-you Letters.... Lots Of Companies For Many Reasonable Reasons, I Guess, Have A Policy Against Sending Even Christmas Cards, Never Mind Things, At Christmastime. But Our Clan Gets A Big Kick Out Of Opening The Warner-lambert Box Containing An Assortment Of Their Wares; We Argue Over Which Of The Boys Is To Get The Union Oil Co. Necktie [and] All The Holiday Long We Play The Marvelous Christmas Music Sent By Goodyear.... None Of These Things Means That Forbes Or Forbeses Have Been Had. But All Of Us Like Being Thought Of.

Give Naught, Get Same. Give Much, Get Same.

How To Succeed? Try Hard Enough.

A Hug's A Happy Thing While A Shrug's So Often Destructive.

To Switch Lads And Lassies From Quickie Ceremonies Back To The Catered Works In To-be-worm-only-once White Dresses, The [wedding] Garment Producers Have Turned To Sociology. Through Statistics As Carefully Laid Out As A Bridal Train, They Are Establishing A Correlation Showing A Higher Divorce Rate For The Informally Gowned.... They May Just Have Something There.... If A Bride Has Sunk A Bunk Of Savings Into A Dress She Can't Use Again In A Second Wedding, She Might Think Twice About Having A Second.