A Buoyant, Positive Approach To

In Choosing A Partner, Always Pick The Optimist.

Don't Take Your Bad Shots Home With You.

Golf Is Like Solitaire. When You Cheat, You Cheat Only Yourself.

Let's See, I Think I Right Now I'm Third In The Money-winning And First In Money-spending.

The Man Who Runs From His Office To The Golf Club, Gulps A Sandwich, Belches And Races To The First Tee Has No Business Howling In Anguish When He Puts His First Two Shots In The Woods, Then Tops A 3-iron Shot Into The Pond.