A Cantor, When He Starts

If Somebody Tells You You Have Ears Like A Donkey, Pay No Attention. But If Two People Tell You, Buy Yourself A Saddle.

You See How It Is, My Dear Friends. There's No Pleasing Everyone. It's Hopeless To Even Try, And The More You Play The Peacemaker, The Less Peaceful Things Become.

I Never Turn Down A Drink. Among Friends It’s Always Appropriate. A Man Is Only A Man As They Say, But Brandy Is Still Brandy. You’ll Find That In The Talmud Too.

To Go To The Synagogue With One's Father On The Passover Eve - Is There In The World A Greater Pleasure Than That? What Is It Worth To Be Dressed In New Clothes From Head To Foot, And To Show Off Before One's Friends? Then The Prayers Themselves - The First Festival Evening Prayer And Blessing.

To Make People Laugh Was Almost A Sickness With Me.