A Cat, By Any Other

Shaq Is Rich. The White Man Who Signs His Check... Is Wealthy. "ah, Here You Go, Shaq. Go Buy Yourself A Bouncing Car. Bling, Bling!"

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

I Think It's Better To Have Ideas.

We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged The Clocks When We Went To Bed.

I Don't Think My Comedy Is That Political. It's More Social. But Whatever. When You Make Comedy And You Do Stand-up, You Work Alone. Movies Have To Go Under So Much Scrutiny. A Stand-up Special Is A Vision, And A Movie Is A Consensus In A Lot Of Ways.