A Celebrity, Whatever I Am,

I Just Like Seeing People. I Just Like Meeting People. I Like Finding Out New Walks Of Life And New Ideas.

I Don't Care If I Ever Work In Tv Again.

I've Been A Comedian Since I Was Fourteen. But I've Never Really Been A Ceo.

Most People Don't Know What It's Like To Stand Up There And Speak Their Mind. I Have A Venue To Do That. I Get Paid To Do That. It's Not Like I'm Doing Heavy Lifting Up There. It's Not Like I'm Solving The World's Problems. It's Like I'm Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People And It's Cool.

The Language You Are About To Hear... Is Disturbing.