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The Newspapers! Sir, They Are The Most Villainous - Licentious -abominable - Infernal - Not That I Ever Read Them - No - I Make It A Rule Never To Look Into A Newspaper.

Egad, I Think The Interpreter Is The Hardest To Be Understood Of The Two!

If I Reprehend Anything In This World, It Is The Use Of My Oracular Tongue, And A Nice Derangement Of Epitaphs!

Though I Never Scruple A Lie To Serve My Master, It Hurts One's Conscience To Be Found Out!

A Man May Think An Untruth As Well As Speak One.