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I Do Get Pleasure From Very Inconsequential Things, Like Shopping For Clothes.

Some People Think They're Depressed And They Go To The Doctor And Want Pills. And You Just Think: 'you Hate Where You Live, You've Lost Your Job, Your Boyfriend Has Dumped You, Could All This Be Why You're Depressed?'

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.