A Comedian's Body Is Funny

I Decided I Was Going To Give Up Singing And Concentrate On Acting, And A Result Of That, I Didn't Do Another Film For Two To Three Years, And I Don't Blame It On Anybody But Myself

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is Knowing It.

I Don't Want To Be Able To See The Audience

I've Got A Dream Lover, So I Don't Have To Dream Alone.