A Cynic Sees Little To

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.