A Drama Critic Is A

Popularity Is Exhausting. The Life Of The Party Almost Always Winds Up In A Corner With An Overcoat Over Him.

The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.

I Respect Faith, But Doubt Is What Gets You An Education.

Be Nice To People On Your Way Up Because You'll Meet Them On Your Way Down.

The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.