A Drunk Doesn't Try To

I'm A Football Fan, A Sports Fan, A Fan Of Competition.

If You Can Be Mentally Stimulated By The Workout And Find Out How To Get Through It, It's More Fun.

I Keep A Diary - One For Each Film And Foreign Land I Travel To.

I'm A Golfer, And What Are The Two Sports You Can Do Till You Drop? Golf And Surfing. They're Great For You Limber-wise, They're Great For You Health-wise, And They Put You In Sweet Locations.

I Tell Myself I Bear Witness. The Real Answer Is That It's Obviously My Programming. And I Lack The Constitution For Suicide.