A Eunuch Is A Man

Mankind Is An Unco Squad And Muckle He May Grieve Thee.

Beauty's Of A Fading Nature. Has A Season And Is Gone!

An Honest Man Here Lies At Rest, The Friend Of Man The Friend Of Truth The Friend Of Age And Guide Of Youth. Few Hearts Like His With Virtue Warmed, Few Heads With Knowledge So Informed. If There's Another World, He Lives In Bliss. If There Is None, He Made The Best Of This.

Gars Auld Claes Look Amaist As Weel's The New.

Pharmaceutical Projects Are Like Fresh Fruit - They Depreciate If They Are Not Tended To, And They Do Poorly If Sitting On The Shelf With Long Periods Of Inactivity.