A Fashion Plate, A Rock

When You're Doing An Out-and-out Comedy, The Notion Of Preparing For A Character - I Hope I Don't Reveal Too Much Of Myself Here - But, Uh, No, I'm Not Doing Anything.

Members Of The Senate And House, If They Want To Send Troops Into War, Should Be Forced To Send A Family Member. That Would Really Make Everyone Stop And Go, 'ohhh-kaaay.'

By The Time I Was Ready For College, I Didn't Know What I Wanted To Do. I Think I Secretly Wanted A Show Business Career, But I Was Suppressing It.

Now We Have Food Networks And Everything. Cnn Was The Beginning Of All Of That.

I've Not Been Able To Avoid Periods Of Time Where I Felt Super-lonely. Luckily, I Have A Side That Is Able To Always See The Glass As Half-full.