A First-rate Marriage Is Like

All Love Is Probationary, A Fact Which Frightens Women And Exhilarates Men.

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.

There Is Always Some Specific Moment When We Become Aware That Our Youth Is Gone; But, Years After, We Know It Was Much Later.

In The Arithmetic Of Love, One Plus One Equals Everything, And Two Minus One Equals Nothing.

People Keep Telling Us About Their Love Affairs, When What We Really Want To Know Is How Much Money They Make And How They Manage On It.