A Fitting Room To Me

Cats Invented Self-esteem; There Is Not An Insecure Bone In Their Body.

Maybe Age Is Kinder To Us Than We Think. With My Bad Eyes, I Can't See How Bad I Look, And With My Rotten Memory, I Have A Good Excuse For Getting Out Of A Lot Of Stuff.

My Second Favorite Household Chore Is Ironing. My First Being Hitting My Head On The Top Bunk Bed Until I Faint.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.

If Compliments Were Food, I'd Have Starved To Death 28 Years Ago.