A Flatterer Never Seems Absurd:

Distrust And Caution Are The Parents Of Security.

I Know As Well As Thee That I Am No Poet Born It Is A Trade, I Never Learnt Nor Indeed Could Learn If I Make Verses-'tis In Spite Of Nature And My Stars I Write.

Our Whole Life Is But A Greater And Longer Childhood.

The Two Most Beautiful Sights I Have Witnessed In My Life Are A Full Blown Ship At Sail And The Round-bellied Pregnant Female.

Every Pot Must Sit On Its Own Bottom.