A Good Film Is When

In Reference To The Murder Scene In 'dial M For Murder' As You Have Seen On The Screen The Best Way To Do It Is With A Scissor.

Claude Jade Is A Brave Nice Young Lady. But I Don't Give Any Guarantee What She Will Do On A Taxi's Back Seat.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

The Picture's Over. Now I Have To Go And Put It On Film.

Seeing A Murder On Television Can Help Us Unload The Feelings Of Hate Themselves. If You Do Not Have Feelings Of Hatred, May Be Obtained In The Advertising Interval.