A Great Many People Have

Streets Flooded. Please Advise.

Central Park Is The Grandiose Symbol Of The Front Yard Each Child In New York Hasn't Got.

Sheer Madness Is, Of Course, The Highest Possible Brow In Humor.

When We Think Back To Our Forefathers, With Their Sedentary Lives Of Forest-chopping, Railroad-building, Fortune-founding, Their Fox-hunting And Indian Taming, Their Prancing About In The Mazurka And The Polka, With Their Coattails Flying And Their Bustles Bouncing, To Say Nothing Of Their All-day Sessions With The Port And Straight Bourbon,... We Must Realize That We Are A Nation, Not Of Neurasthenics, But Of Sissies And Slow-motion Sports.

We Are Constantly Being Surprised That People Did Things Well Before We Were Born.