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When You've Told Someone That You've Left Them A Legacy The Only Decent Thing To Do Is To Die At Once.

The Most Important Service Rendered By The Press And The Magazines Is That Of Educating People To Approach Printed Matter With Distrust.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.

Men Should Not Try To Overstrain Their Goodness More Than Any Other Faculty, Bodily Or Mental.

Parents Are The Last People On Earth Who Ought To Have Children.