A High Standard Of Living

People On Horses Look Better Than They Are. People In Cars Look Worse Than They Are.

Good-fellowship, Unflagging, Is The Prime Requisite For Success In Our Society, And The Man Or Woman Who Smiles Only For Reasons Of Humor Or Pleasure Is A Deviate.

What Is Asserted By A Man Is An Opinion; What Is Asserted By A Woman Is Opinionated. A Woman With Ideas And The Ability To Express Them Is Something Of A Social Embarrassment, Like An Unhousebroken Pet.

The Curse Of The Romantic Is A Greed For Dreams, An Intensity Of Expectation That, In The End, Diminishes The Reality.

Infants Are Interesting Only To Their Parents.