A Hobby Is, Of Course,

Because I Was Young, I Had This Long Hair, And People Used To Try To Tip Me With Joints.

The Best Fame Is A Writer's Fame. It's Enough To Get A Table At A Good Restaurant, But Not Enough To Get You Interrupted When You Eat.

If People Had Gavels, There Would Be No Wars. If Every Person In The World Had A Gavel And Could Bang It And Get Everyone's Attention Right Away And Make Their Displeasure Known, I Believe The Level Of Actual Violence In The World Would Just Disappear To Practically Nothing.

I Don't Care If New York Avoided Bankruptcy By Substituting Tourism For The Garment Business.

The Italians Are The Most Civilized People. And They're Very Warm. Basically, They're Jews With Great Architecture.