A Home In The Country

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.