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I Turned My Home State Of Florida Into The Land Of Xanth.

One Day You'll Discover That The Opinions Of Worthless People Are Worthless.

I Do One Xanth Novel A Year, Because At The Moment That Is All That Publishers Will Accept; They Don't Want Any Other Type Of Fiction From Me, So Xanth Pays My Way.

One Thing You Who Had Secure Or Happy Childhoods Should Understand About Those Of Us Who Did Not. We Who Control Our Feelings, Who Avoid Conflicts At All Costs, Or Seem To Seek Them. Who Are Hypersensitive, Self-critical, Compulsive, Workaholic, And Above All Survivors. We Are Not That Way From Perversity, And We Cannot Just Relax And Let It Go. We’ve Learned To Cope In Ways You Never Had To.

Terry Pratchett's Right Up My Alley ... Give Him A Try!