A Humorist Is A Person

Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be More.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.