A Klaner Kkk Is A

[a Politician Is] A Person Skilled In The Art Of Compromise. Usually An Elected Official Who Has Compromised To Get Nominated, Compromised To Get Elected, And Compromised Repeatedly To Stay In Office.

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.

When I Tune Into My Beautiful Self, I Get Happiness. Everything In The Universe Belongs To Me.

When I Was A Boy, I Was Taught Never To Use Insulting Expressions Like, 'i've Been Gypped,' Or, 'he Welshed On The Deal.'

I Tell People, 'if You Want To Send A Message To The White House, Call My House.