A Lady Is A Woman

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

The True Snob Never Rests; There Is Always A Higher Goal To Attain, And There Are, By The Same Token, Always More And More People To Look Down Upon.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!