A Legal Broom's A Moral

And Wrinkles, The Damned Democrats, Won't Flatter.

Now I Shall Go To Sleep. Goodnight.

He Who Surpasses Or Subdues Mankind, Must Look Down On The Hate Of Those Below.

I Know That Two And Two Make Four - And Should Be Glad To Prove It Too If I Could - Though I Must Say If By Any Sort Of Process I Could Convert 2 And 2 Into Five It Would Give Me Much Greater Pleasure.

A Woman Should Never Be Seen Eating Or Drinking, Unless It Be Lobster Salad And Champagne, The Only True Feminine And Becoming Viands.