A Little Inaccuracy Sometimes Saves

Find Yourself A Cup; The Teapot Is Behind You. Now Tell Me About Hundreds Of Things.

It Occurred To Me That I Would Like To Be A Poet. The Chief Qualification, I Understand Is That You Must Be Born. Well, I Hunted Up My Birth Certificate, And Found That I Was All Right On That Score.

I Hate Posterity - It's So Fond Of Having The Last Word.

We All Know That Prime Ministers Are Wedded To The Truth, But Like Other Wedded Couples They Sometimes Live Apart.

Women And Elephants Never Forget An Injury.