A Lot Of Readers Have

As A Child, I Wanted To Be An Athlete, A Professional Tennis Player Or Something Like That.

I Have Very Few Hobbies. In Fact, I Have No Hobbies.

There Are So Many Talented Young Writers Named Jonathan, With Whom By Comparison I Suffer Terribly.

In Fact, I Have No Hobbies. The Only Thing I Like To Do In Life Is To Go To The Russian Baths In Manhattan. I Also Like To Watch Sports On Tv, And I Like To Read Books. So That's It - Russian Baths, Sports, And Books.

Whenever I Wrote Fiction, People Always Seemed To Think That What I Wrote Was True, That It Was Entirely Autobiographical. And When I Would Write Non-fiction, They Often Accused Me Of Exaggeration And Fictionalization.