A Lot Of The Comedians

Sundays Are A Good Day To Look At The Limitless Possibilities Of The Week Ahead. The Key Is To Prolong That Feeling By Not Reading The News.

I Was Going To Do A Big Radio Show, And I Said To My Driver, 'radio Can Wait, Take Me To The Full House House.' It Literally Was A Drive-by. I Photobombed The Full House House Yesterday. I Took Like 20 Pictures Because I Thought I Didn't Look Good In Any Of These - You Can't See The House! You Gotta Really Show That That's The House!

Just Went To The Gym And Worked On Every Body Part. Four People Slapped Me.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

I Love Telling Stories And Acting And Entertaining People. I Don't Want To Make Fun Of People.