A Man Can Be Right

To Most People A Savage Nation Is Wan That Doesn't Wear Oncomf'rtable Clothes.

A Game You Play With Your Own Worst Enemy-yourself.

Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.

No Matter Whether The Constitution Follows The Flag Or Not, The Supreme Court Follows The Election Returns.