A Man Is Known By

Presentable, Adj. Hideously Appareled After The Manner Of The Time And Place.

Tedium, N. Ennui, The State Or Condition Of One That Is Bored. Many Fanciful Derivations Of The Word Have Been Affirmed, But So High An Authority As Father Jape Says That It Comes From A Very Obvious Source --the First Words Of The Ancient Latin Hymn _te Deum Laudamus_. In This Apparently Natural Derivation There Is Something That Saddens.

Ability Is Commonly Found To Consist Mainly In A High Degree Of Solemnity.

I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers. What I Said Was That All Saloonkeepers Are Democrats.

Critic, N. A Person Who Boasts Himself Hard To Please Because Nobody Tries To Please Him.