A Man Is Never Astonished

Nicknames Stick To People, And The Most Ridiculous Are The Most Adhesive.

A Woman Has Two Smiles That An Angel Might Envy, The Smile That Accepts The Lover Afore Words Are Uttered, And The Smile That Lights On The First-born Baby, And Assures Him Of A Mother's Love.

Lawyers Are Like Priests; People Come To Them And Disburden Themselves Of Their Troubles, And Get Consolation, If They Pay Well For It; But There Is One Point In Which They Don't Treat Them Like Priests; They Don't Confess All Their Sins; They Suppress Them, And Often Get Themselves And Their Counsel Into A Scrape By It, That's A Fact.

Women Forgive Injuries, But Never Forget Slights.

Hurry Is Only Admissible In Catching Flies.