A Man Picks A Wife

A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is Clothed With Power And Whom It Doesn't Fit.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.