A Man's Own Self Is

I Have Never Admitted The Right Of An Elderly Author To Alter The Work Of A Young Author, Even When The Young Author Happens To Be His Former Self.

Power Does Not Corrupt Men; Fools, However, If They Get Into A Position Of Power, Corrupt Power.

Heaven, As Conventionally Conceived, Is A Place So Inane, So Dull, So Useless, So Miserable That Nobody Has Ever Ventured To Describe A Whole Day In Heaven, Though Plenty Of People Have Described A Day At The Seaside.

I'm Only A Beer Teetotaler, Not A Champagne Teetotaler; I Don't Like Beer.

Patriotism Is Your Conviction That This Country Is Superior To All Others Because You Were Born In It.