A Man That Will Go

Only A Rank Degenerate Would Drive 1,500 Miles Across Texas Without Eating A Chicken Fried Steak.

If I Had A Mind To Rent Pigs, I'd Be Mighty Upset. A Man That Likes To Rent Pigs Won't Be Stopped.

Anyway, Whacking A Surly Bartender Ain't Much Of A Crime.

Americans Don't Want Cowboys To Be Gay.

Incompetents Invariably Make Trouble For People Other Than Themselves.