A Man Who Will Not

A Religion That Never Suffices To Govern A Man Will Never Suffice To Save Him; That Which Does Not Sufficiently Distinguish One From A Wicked World Will Never Distinguish Him From A Perishing World.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.

Loving Everybody Is Polygamy. I Care For No Friend Who Loves His Enemy Equally Well.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.