A Man Will Go To

Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live In This Century.

The Way A Man Looks At Himself In A Mirror Will Tell You If He Can Ever Care About Anyone Else.

Men Don't Feel The Urge To Get Married As Quickly As Women Do Because Their Clothes All Button And Zip In The Front. Women's Dresses Usually Button And Zip In The Back. We Need Men Emotionally And Sexually, But We Also Need Men To Help Us Get Dressed.

It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.