A Man Without A Woman

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.