A Matador Is A Guy

The Source Of All Unhappiness Is Other People. As Soon As You Learn To Think Of Other People As Noisy Furniture, The Sooner You Will Be Happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

The Best You Can Hope For In A Relationship Is To Find Someone Whose Flaws Are The Sort You Don’t Mind. It Is Futile To Look For Someone Who Has No Flaws, Or Someone Who Is Capable Of Significant Change; That Sort Of Person Exists Only In Our Imaginations.

You're Thinking I'm One Of Those Wise-ass California Vegetarians Who Is Going To Tell You That Eating A Few Strips Of Bacon Is Bad For Your Health. I'm Not. I Say Its A Free Country And You Should Be Able To Kill Yourself At Any Rate You Choose, As Long As Your Cold Dead Body Is Not Blocking My Driveway.

Creativity Is Allowing Yourself To Make Mistakes. Art Is Knowing Which Ones To Keep.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!