A Musical Is The Same

Wind Chimes Are Also Earthquake Chimes.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

When Someone Describes Themself As A Taxpayer, They're About To Be An Asshole.