A Newspaper Is A Circulating

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.