A Pest Is A Person

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

If Some People Got Their Rights They Would Complain Of Being Deprived Of Their Wrongs.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.