A Photographer Kept Shooting Me

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.