A President Just Can't Make

This Country Has Come To Feel The Same When Congress Is In Session As When The Baby Gets Hold Of A Hammer.

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.

The Good People Of Dakota Offered To Give Calvin Coolidge A Farm If He Would Live On It. I Wouldn't Advise You To Give Those People Too Much Credit For Generosity. There Is Not A Farmer In Any State In The West That Wouldn't Be Glad To Give Him A Farm If He Will Paint It, Fix Up The Fences And Keep Up The Series Of Mortgages That Are On It. And If You Think Coolidge Ain't Smart, You Just Watch Him Not Take It.