A Sail Boat That Sails

You Know The Only People Who Are Always Sure About The Proper Way To Raise Children? Those Who've Never Had Any.

When We Look At The Settling Of America We See A Bible In Hand And God. Every Thanksgiving Has God And The Peacefulness Of Gratitude. It Was Important When The Twin Towers Were Hit And The Sorrow With Them That The First Thing Congress Did Was Sing "god Bless America."

Nobody Ever Says, "can I Have Your Beets?

If You Can Find Humour In Anything, You Can Survive It

It Is A Point Of Pride For The American Male To Keep The Same Size Jockey Shorts For His Entire Life.