A Simple Job For Simple

I Got Sick Of The Dough And Thought I'd Go On The Loaf.

I'm Positive About The Negative, But A Little Negative About The Positive.

Don't You Dare Hit Me In The Head, You Know I'm Not Normal!

I Tried To Think But Nothing Happened!

I Shoot An Arrow Into The Air, Where It Lands I Do Not Care: I Get My Arrows Wholesale!