A Toast To The Weapons

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In.

I Got A Valentine's Day Card From My Girl. It Said, 'take My Heart! Take My Arms! Take My Lips!' Which Is Just Like Her. Keeping The Best Part For Herself.

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?